Evil Pokemon Society

"The job interview is here, right...?" You mumble to yourself, glancing down at a piece of paper as you walk down a dimly-lit hallway.
"Is this a 6 or a 5?" You ask yourself, squinting your eyes to see it clearer.
"I think it's a 6," you then glance upwards. There is a door that is cracked open slightly, the number of the conference room is 161. Just to make sure it's the correct place, you peek into the room. You are surprised to see that there are.. Pokémon sitting at the table? You keep your breath low, as not to draw attention to yourself.

"Greetings, my name is Glitched Charizard. You can just call me Charizard though. I will be hosting this evening's discussion. Today we have a new member joining the EPS group. So would everyone please stand up, tell us who you are, a little bit about yourself and why you are here." The large Charizard spoke.
"I'll begin. My name, as you all should know, is Glitched Charizard. Everyone I've known in my life has called me fake, useless and a dumb glitch. However, I'll kill anyone and everyone who has wronged me, or stands in my way!" He said, and then sat down.

'What the hell are they talking about?' You mutter to yourself.

The next to stand up was a morbid-looking Squirtle. You quickly cover your mouth, and force yourself to swallow the bit of vomit that was rising up in your throat. The Squirtle's flesh was torn and ripping off at parts. There was a wicked smile on the disturbed Squirtle's face.

"My name is of no importance, though people seem to refer to me as "dat squirtle." I intend to make sure everyone knows and accepts whom they are. It's just my nature," she said grimly.  

"And if they don't, well; let's just say I sincerely hope they accept who and what they are." She said, and then raised a long, torn tail. There was a sharp dagger wrapped around the end. The demented Squirtle then sat back down. The next Pokémon to stand up was what seemed to be a GHOST. It stood up slowly, and just stood there for what seemed like minutes.
"Ah. I apologize; I forgot that you don't like to speak. This is GHOST. Even I don't know much about him." Ghost turned slowly towards the Charizard, and then sat back down.

"Next?" The Charizard asked. You suddenly hear a crude chuckle coming from across the room. There was a Mudkip, with black gills and disturbingly red eyes.

"So," it spoke.

"I heard you like Mudkips." It said, forming a large twisted grin.
"My name is Mudkip. That's all you need to know about me," it said, before lying back down. Charizard nodded, then the last Pokémon stood up.
"My name is BRVR. I was abandoned by my owner and replaced with a real human and left in a virtual realm to die." He said, turning his face slightly.
"I don't really feel I should be here." He grumbled, sitting back down and crossing it's arms.

"Charmed, and our newest member can now introduce themselves." He said, turning towards the new Pokémon. It was a totodile, with blood dripping from it's open jaws.

"Totodile." That's all it said before sitting back down.
You gulp. Yes- this was definitely NOT the place for the job interview. You suddenly slip, and the door swung wide open.
"Shit!" You exclaimed, glancing up. The Pokémon were huddled around you.
"Totodileeee, totodile." the Totodile walked up to you.
"I agree, I think that they should be punished." The Charizard said in a crude tone. Then the Squirtle gets up and walked over to where you are, waving the knife in her tail threateningly- then raises it. It's at that moment you realize: the interview was in room 191.